Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

meaghan

a person whose parents didnt know how to spell it right

Oh my god you spell your name like meaghan? thats soo weird

by yoshi hana March 18, 2011

Merchant Nick

a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.

Merchant Nick is gay

by -Blubba- February 22, 2005

meghan

an awesome and super pretty girl. usually the mom of the group and always invites people to her house. super sweet and caring. most likely has brownish red blonde hair and brown eyes. loves animals and has many fish.

meghan is the nicest person in the world;)

by jwhsjbsge August 29, 2019

Meghan

We love Meghan. She is funny and amazing and beautiful. Get yourself a Meghan!

I love Meghan she's my best friend.

by bbx4 February 1, 2023

Drift Merchant

Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.

"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"

by Muggus December 12, 2003

cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

by Blowfelt January 23, 2015