Mattia

Mattia is a verb to describe when somebody is an absolute DUMBASS and fumbles

"To pull a mattia"

by mattiaisadumbassmf March 20, 2025

Mattia

A gender neutral name, typically Italian. I think it is more feminine. Mattia's tend to be really funny, with a spice of ADHD. They are loyal to the end, and great with kids.

Wow, Mattia is just a great person

by livingituptothetop November 23, 2025

Mattias

Mattias has the most massive cake in the world, such a handsome boy

Girl 1: Hey look, it's Mattias, he's such a cutie
Boy 1: you cant have him, he's mine!

by Hehehehehrhrhehehrheheh January 13, 2026

a mattia vibe

a mattia vibe is a cold november-december 2019 morning when ‘no idea’ by don toliver was trending and he would pop up on people’s fyp. And life had a meaning

person number 1: wow! are y’all having déjà vu rn or is it just me??
person number 2: no dawg, you’re just experiencing a mattia vibe!!

wowww totally cellular dawggg

by polibihoe ong br0 February 7, 2021

Andrew Mathias

The greatest winger ever. Nice friend cool guy. Uk you'd wnna be friend with him. Famous

Damn I'm Friends with Andrew Mathias Imma be famous

by IMthebestofthebest January 7, 2022

Saint Mathias Elementary School

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.

Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School

by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

Dirty Matthaus Papst

When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.

I heard you had a Dirty Matthaus Papst last night how was it

by Mythic Wizard February 20, 2024