Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022

massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

by DMack2018 May 14, 2018

Massive Tats

A women (or transsexual man) with overly large breasts.

The phrase was originally said by Ali G - acted by Sacha Baron Cohen

'Dat women has MASSIVE TATS

by Maxyy August 22, 2008

Massive

You know what else is MASSIVE?!? LOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAAAAPPPPEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Friend 1: Dude that guys forehead was MASSIVE! Friend 2: HEHEHE you know what else is MASSIVE??? Friend 1: What
Friend 2: THE LOWWWWWWWW TAPERRRR FADEEEEEE MEME its still massive in 2025

by StalinSajurzna123 January 18, 2025

massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 16, 2022

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Massive Slut

Used to describe a Kelsi and a Mia from a Chef when asked to turn their music down from a customer complaint usually messaged through a social media platform

Those massive sluts Mia and Kelsi

by Gracew1707 May 4, 2022