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business management

a shit boring subject, which at the best of times lets you go on the computer, where no good websites work.
"och shite! business management next lads. everyone remember their pillows today?"
by qwerty20581-34755757834857 December 25, 2006
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cunt menace

someone who is a 'player', someone who sleeps with lots of different girls, someone who scores more zenit than is feasible
that boy is a cunt menace
by indigogogoer March 28, 2009
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Mancer

"That Mancer just raped that warrior"
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ho'mance

The female equivilent of a bromance. Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.
Aubrey and Caitlin are the best of friends...they do everything together. They eat, go to the bathroom, shop, talk, and occasionally sleep together...every man around then secretly wonders if they've ever made out...they have a trademark ho'mance.
by AubreyBug January 8, 2010
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Wiki-management

Wiki-management is a term coined in 2006 by Net Literacy that describes its collaborative and synergistic manner of creative and evolving management strategies and tactics through the input of hundreds of Netizens' contribtuions. The term "wiki-management" will become commonplace in the years to come - and it is how Net savvy organizations will continiously reinvent themselves to focus on an unchanging mission in a changing world.
Wiki-management is the creative synergy of Net savvy management coupled with the wiki concept of collaboration.
by Urban Net Definitions June 7, 2009
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The Phantom Menace

The worst of the Star Wars movies, and also the one with the stupidest title (although Attack Of The Clones is daft, it doesn't sound like a name of a Scooby Doo episode).
Let's just look closely at the plot for a second..
Qui-Gonn Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi are sent to Naboo to negotiate an end to the blockade imposed by the Federation.. oh my god I'm yawning already. They rescue Padme and end up on Tatooine. Sadly without a hyperdrive.
So Qui-Gonn uses the Force to cheat at gambling with the locals, and enlists a 10 year old to race in an incredibly dangerous local sport. Does he care if the little squirt ends up as toast? No, not really - he didn't go there to rescue slaves. Anyway, they eventually manage to scam their way off the planet, taking Anakin with them since his midichlorians are off the scale. Uh huh.
Back on Coruscant, the Jedi Council pronounce Anakin unsuitable for Jedi training, so Qui-Gonn decides to do it anyway.
Cut to big battle on Naboo, carnage, improbable battle tactics, and didgeridoos cluttering up the soundtrack whenever we see the Gungans.
Darth Maul (one of the more rubbish Sith lords) kills Qui-Gonn and gets killed by Obi-Wan. Anakin saves the day. Palpatine starts touching him. Big street party, the end.

The special effects resemble something done to show off Luca's special effects workshop rather than anything to advance the story. Sadly, these effects are trounced by the WETA of LOTR fame.
Rubbish acting throughout, with wooden, humourless performances from all except Liam Neeson as Qui-Gonn and that guy who plays Palpatine.

Characters:

R2D2 - as usual, saves the day

C3PO - Annoying as ever

Qui-Gonn Jinn - now we found out what the Jedi were really like, a bunch of dodgy bastards

Obi-Wan Kenobi - should have been played by Russell Crowe.
Padme - Mmm, Natalie Portman.. shame she wasn't anywhere near as good as she is in Leon, or anything else

Palpatine - Like Liam Neeson, played by a great actor trapped amongst a cast of CG and equally lifeless actors

Jar Jar Binks - Die. Please. Just die. Galactic scum.
I'm surprised no-one else has defined The Phantom Menace. One word review - it's rubbish.
by Amidala's Pimp September 12, 2006
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managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.
foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.
by ke6isf July 23, 2004
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