the egotistical bitch who is the mother to Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. She thinks she is so fucking awesome and hot! I think Paris Hilton should play her in the film!
by Diana_Banana February 24, 2009
Get the narcissa malfoy mug.A blonde brooding character in the Harry Potter series who has a father who is a fucking bastard and a girlfried named Pansy who is a slut, bitch, and is using Draco to get at his money. He is most known in fanfiction as the lover of Harry Potter. Draco is in quite a lot of slash(male/male)material.
Draco Malfoy was seen trying to kill Ginny Weasley just for kicks.
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
by One Fucking obsessed Harry Potter Fan December 31, 2003
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by malcobb March 3, 2008
Get the Malcobb mug.Fetish socks from women who have worn them to the point of being humiliating to own. Often used as part of fetish play.
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by DuckTrain December 12, 2011
Get the Madsocks mug.Plural. - 'malfoods'
Noun. - Any number of food additives on the USDA Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) list.
Noun. - Any over-processed, over-purified, food-derived commercial or wholesale products that detrimentally affect health.
Noun. - Snack food. Fast food. Anything in a mylar pouch masquerading as edible.
Noun. - Any edible product where the one or more of the first five ingredients are: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Crystalized Cane Juice, Fructose, Sucrose, White flour, hydrogenated fats or oils, etc. Anything where one or more of the ingredients is an artificial sweetener, monosodium glutamate (msg), other non-NaCL taste-changing salts, or contains saturated fat.
Noun. - Any edible product masquerading as nutritious food.
Noun. - Any edible product with artificial sweetener.
Noun. - Any edible product created by a corporation or conglomerate, packaged and processed to last on the store shelf forever. Usually contains mass quantities of sugar.
Noun. - Any number of food additives on the USDA Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) list.
Noun. - Any over-processed, over-purified, food-derived commercial or wholesale products that detrimentally affect health.
Noun. - Snack food. Fast food. Anything in a mylar pouch masquerading as edible.
Noun. - Any edible product where the one or more of the first five ingredients are: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Crystalized Cane Juice, Fructose, Sucrose, White flour, hydrogenated fats or oils, etc. Anything where one or more of the ingredients is an artificial sweetener, monosodium glutamate (msg), other non-NaCL taste-changing salts, or contains saturated fat.
Noun. - Any edible product masquerading as nutritious food.
Noun. - Any edible product with artificial sweetener.
Noun. - Any edible product created by a corporation or conglomerate, packaged and processed to last on the store shelf forever. Usually contains mass quantities of sugar.
1. "High Fructose Corn Syrup is malfood."
2. "Coca-Cola is a malfood. So is Pepsi."
3. "All children's cereals are malfoods."
4. "Most large-chain grocery-store aisles contain nothing but malfood. Shop _around_ the aisles in the fresh produce, meat, dairy and egg sections. Buy and cook whole grains."
5. "Moms -- stop letting your kids drink that stuff. It's just malfood."
6. "Rats and monkeys living on American malfood tend to get obese and become diabetic within months."
2. "Coca-Cola is a malfood. So is Pepsi."
3. "All children's cereals are malfoods."
4. "Most large-chain grocery-store aisles contain nothing but malfood. Shop _around_ the aisles in the fresh produce, meat, dairy and egg sections. Buy and cook whole grains."
5. "Moms -- stop letting your kids drink that stuff. It's just malfood."
6. "Rats and monkeys living on American malfood tend to get obese and become diabetic within months."
by gr33man December 26, 2011
Get the malfood mug.Noun. - Any over-processed, over-purified, food-derived commercial or wholesale products that detrimentally affect health.
Noun. - Snack food. Fast food. Anything in a mylar pouch masquerading as edible.
Noun. - Any edible product where the one or more of the first five ingredients are: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Crystalized Cane Juice, Fructose, Sucrose, White flour, hydrogenated fats or oils, etc. Anything where one or more of the ingredients is an artificial sweetener, monosodium glutamate (msg), other non-NaCL taste-changing salts, or contains saturated fat.
Noun. - Any edible product masquerading as nutritious food.
Noun. - Any edible product with artificial sweetener.
Noun. - Any edible product created by a corporation or conglomerate, packaged and processed to last on the store shelf forever. Usually contains mass quantities of sugar.
Noun. - Snack food. Fast food. Anything in a mylar pouch masquerading as edible.
Noun. - Any edible product where the one or more of the first five ingredients are: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Crystalized Cane Juice, Fructose, Sucrose, White flour, hydrogenated fats or oils, etc. Anything where one or more of the ingredients is an artificial sweetener, monosodium glutamate (msg), other non-NaCL taste-changing salts, or contains saturated fat.
Noun. - Any edible product masquerading as nutritious food.
Noun. - Any edible product with artificial sweetener.
Noun. - Any edible product created by a corporation or conglomerate, packaged and processed to last on the store shelf forever. Usually contains mass quantities of sugar.
1. "High Fructose Corn Syrup is malfood."
2. "Coca-Cola is a malfood. So is Pepsi."
3. "All children's cereals are malfoods."
4. "Most large-chain grocery-store aisles contain nothing but malfood. Shop _around_ the aisles in the fresh produce, meat, dairy and egg sections. Buy and cook whole grains."
5. "Moms -- stop letting your kids drink that stuff. It's just malfood."
6. "Rats and monkeys living on American malfood tend to get obese and become diabetic within months."
2. "Coca-Cola is a malfood. So is Pepsi."
3. "All children's cereals are malfoods."
4. "Most large-chain grocery-store aisles contain nothing but malfood. Shop _around_ the aisles in the fresh produce, meat, dairy and egg sections. Buy and cook whole grains."
5. "Moms -- stop letting your kids drink that stuff. It's just malfood."
6. "Rats and monkeys living on American malfood tend to get obese and become diabetic within months."
by gr33nman December 26, 2011
Get the malfood mug.Someone who uses or owns a Mac computer even though they don't like them and would prefer another OS.
That Kat is such a macsochist. She hates her computer but she can't afford a new one now because Macs are so expensive she had to sell her kidney to buy the one she has.
by mc? September 16, 2013
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