chemistry major

Some pussy ass limp dick tucking bastard who can’t take a joke

Yeah that chemistry major sure does like wasting toe nails.

by Lt.star April 12, 2020

She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

by The Great Destroyer November 22, 2011

major

meaning, badd, fierce, fabulous, bossy, sexy, top notch.

"she major."
"he major"
"them shoes is major"

by bee-fab April 5, 2009

Major LOL

A word used when something is extremly funny,, or when someone does something stupid...

Girl: "I ripped my trousers today"
Friend: "Like, Major lol"

by Krishnaaa October 30, 2008

Majorwoody

A person who pretends to have a big penis but is in theory is a 2 incher. They often are grumpy and enjoy pissing people off, and pretend to have higher authority and are superior to many people. This term is primarily used as a insult for internet users in which are complete pricks and you are having a go at there penis size.

stupid majorwoody thinks hes better then me
that majorwoody told me to call him sir

by Jabroni1223 February 14, 2009

Major

A indian boy who people commonly mistake for Ajit Pai, will often make daddy jokes on the internet with no shame.

Look it's a Major on that's typing in discord

by Diero IS Cool jk no April 23, 2018

E Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of four sharps or flats.

E major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
E F# G# A B C# D# E

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006