"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."
"Girl, get out."
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by gussyvanpuglestine September 10, 2014
Get the put paper in the copy machine mug.A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
by solidguyger March 14, 2011
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"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010
Get the (the) vending machine mug.The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
by Barkybarky January 3, 2015
Get the Polish Washing Machine mug.A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
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