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bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.
That's totally bogus monster, dude.
by INACT1VE March 4, 2011
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Scrazzle Monster

Someone who is cheap, stingy, or scruffy looking
Person 1: Dude you been campin on that blunt, ya "scrazzle monster"
by RE1015 May 3, 2010
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Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.
Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009
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King of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018
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Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.
Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.
by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021
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shnozzle monster

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences
'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'
by deathznow September 12, 2006
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cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010
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