Monday mooney

A sexy beast roaming the land for her next victim

Is that a monday mooney

by Uhm homosexual March 14, 2021

Monday Blues

1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.

Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.

Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.

by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021

mondre

mondre is always the star of the show and hangs out with people a lot, he is and ambivert and can be a best man when needing a friend, a compassionate friend who is always there for you when you need someone to talk to and someone to rely on. The only problem is that mondre never gets any bitches and is a lonely kid. Sometimes he just needs someone to have his back when he has everyone else's back.

"Oh hey it's Mondre!" He always has been such a nice friend to me!"

by Habitalazzap April 30, 2022

mondoseyeliner

autism

mondos eyeliner. Mondoseyeliner.

by Quandale dingleberg May 9, 2022

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is based on a song named Waiting for Love. The Monday left me broken cat first appeared in YouTube Shorts thanks to the YouTubers Arcade Assassin, Kracc Bacc, and Meme Zee. The video was made using the morphing face app Revive.

Me: *casually watching Shorts*
Video: Bro Tiktok isn't that bad.

Video: Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping...

by SlammerGaming0 October 6, 2023

STD Monday

STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.

Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!

Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.

by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011

Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015