McDonalds Hangover

The act of getting really drunk and consuming Mcdonalds late at night only to wake up the next day feeling extra terrible. The event may or may not be recalled but is evident by an intensified hangover like feeling of grossness. A mild-moderate feeling of shame might come upon some individuals as the realization hits them the next morning.

Dude, I had such a great time last night but I wish I would've had a little more self control. Woke up with a nasty Mcdonalds hangover.

by Gandy11 March 6, 2014

Mcdonalds job

When you work at Mcdonalds and everyday at noon you run in the stock room grab asses and jack off on all of the dry stock. This also includes going into the freezer, shutting the door and screaming "Fuck this place." at the top of your lungs.

Other activities within this job include; placing happy meal toys into oil vats, starting fires while filtering, and making a fuck load of senior coffees for old people.

If you are planning to get a "McDonalds job" be prepared to make a shitload of double cheeseburgers, gain a lot of weight and hate your life.

Jake: I have a Mcdonalds job. *stabs self in face*

or

Rachael: Tomorrow I am going to bring a bomb to work at my Mcdonalds job.

by Rach & Jake May 27, 2008

McDonalds Zombie

When drunk or drug fucked/stoned people want mcdonalds at early hours of the morning

I was at work the other night and at like 4am this McDonalds zombie turned up! He was well wasted!

by Sweat1 January 1, 2009

McDonalds Sprite Treatment

When you pour McDonalds Sprite inside of a woman's vagina.

When I see her, I'm giving her a McDonalds Sprite Treatment

by fowmanchoi January 13, 2019

McDonalds Junior chicken

A kick-ass, cheap, tasty sandwich. Not the stereotypical greasy macdonalds shit. This one is darn good.

guy1: duuuude is that the new mcdonalds junior chicken?
guy2: yea, and it kicks ass.

by Confounded July 31, 2006

McDonalds Worker

An employee at a fast food shithole known as mcdonalds. Desparate as hell person. Low pay, low benefeits, shitty hours. As bad as this guy Brian Debartolo or Mike Hunsicker

Man, i hate working at Mcdonalds. (i really Do)

by Matt Ward February 19, 2004

McDonalds Play Place

The heaven where you play while the employees are preparing you food

"Hey kids, the cooks are making the food so you have some tim-"
*Naruto runs into McDonalds Play Place*

by Idiot with internet access September 25, 2019