master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.

Dylan is going to be a master mechanic

by Ayakben November 26, 2014

master nudd

A bad motherfucker when it comes to electricity. Godlike. A mixture between Tesla and Jesus. An N. E. C. Code guru. Not to be fucked with on the streets. When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had 2 missed calls from master nudd.

Master Nudd is an Electrical Wizard.

by Nudd March 6, 2017

Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!

I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(

by Wakawakame he he samanamina !! April 27, 2021

master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.

Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.

by Mac Barber September 2, 2003

master cheif

The ultimate cook of all Halo games!

Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-

Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*

Master Cheif:... Phew...

*It blows up*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!

Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*

by OurGorship April 8, 2008

Master Riddler

One who is adept in the decipherment and construction of riddles and who has survived numerous riddle challenges

One day i will become a Master Riddler .

by The Isbey September 15, 2008

Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011