Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

lube

is another word for love that often used by Jbeaumont97 in twitch.tv/drwallin

i lube you all drwH

by AllanTheKing November 25, 2016

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Lube the plate

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair

Jimmy lube the plate because the razor wasn’t Gliding across and getting a clean shave

by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

lane lube

The slick substance on a bowling lane that makes your balls slide longer, hook harder, and leave you wondering if you should’ve adjusted your grip. Often blamed when things get messy and nothing finishes the way you expected.

Damn Yo- there’s too much lane lube for that corner bitch! My ball just slid right past her.

by GFRidiculous December 16, 2025

jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015