Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

clifton lobster

A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.

What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?

“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”

by delcodelco July 24, 2019

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 28, 2017

Lobster-eyed

A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.

Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.

by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.

I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.

by bad_artists April 9, 2020