Lincoln Clog

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.

Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.

I guess I need to eat more fiber. I really built a Lincoln Clog!

by LisaBeagle May 1, 2016

Lincoln Blow Dryer

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party

I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.

by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019

Lincoln Park's School Wifi

That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.

"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"

by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019

Linzy

The funniest and cutest person ever she doesn’t like anyone btw

Linzy: stop being a simp for me yt you fucking bitch

Me: no I can’t you are too cute and funny

by Bakugo/daddy June 21, 2020

Linty

a Petty Bitch

Me: have you seen that petty bitch
Linty: yeah thats me, just called me linty

by Jons Max August 26, 2020

linoyuh

A badass enby bitch. That’s all.

Linoyuh is such a sexy whore.

by oniluhy March 3, 2021

linca

Whipped Cream, bananas, pretzel, marshmello, starbursts, twizzlers , ice cream sandwich sundea.

The icecream shop was selling huge lincas and pizza this morning!

by Golden Guard June 30, 2021