lightning

The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Tampa Bay Lightning deserved to win the Stanley Cup, but their "fans" certainly did not.

by Dewey June 10, 2004

black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.

"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"

by The Fast One June 3, 2009

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

Ford Lightning

the second fastest production pickup on the planet.

The Ford Lightning will reclaim throne over the viperwanna be... just like everything hemi INC puts out... sorry i meant dodge

by Jacob A December 18, 2005

Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another

Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III January 7, 2011

Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.

Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!

by You don't need to know my name. May 24, 2005

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003