leafing

The act of exploring away from the social norm. Ie, a guy watching Sex and the City, and a girl actually enjoying porn. etc,.

(20:37:35) Johnathan: well
(20:37:54) Johnathan: im gonna go buy some erotica books... just to understand the 'female' viewpoint
(20:38:01) Johnathan: oh
(20:38:07) Johnathan: i dont maean like playboy
(20:38:13) Johnathan: i mean, like sleezy smut books
(20:38:21) Johnathan: with story lines and plots
(20:38:25) Johnathan: and characters
(20:39:02) Jennifer: does that mean ur leafing?

by Longbow May 13, 2005

lemming

Legally Emancipated Minor

That guy divorced his parents, and now he's a lemming.

by deliqueena December 29, 2008

Leaving Neverland

To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.

I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didn’t even see it coming.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Leamington Mudslide

A frugal approach to anal sex with another man. The partakers use their watery shits in place of lube, cutting costs and resulting in a shit-filled fuck fest.

Christian: "Hey, Ryan, wanna fuck my ass?"

Ryan: "Of course, Christian, I always want to fuck your ass, but I'm out of lube"

Christian: " That's okay, I have a bad case of diarrhea, let's just go the Leamington Mudslide route."

Ryan: "I like the way you think"

by YounThug August 2, 2018

leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.

CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009