laying rope

Taking a crap so big it resembles rope wrapped around the toilet!

What do you want? I am in the restroom laying rope!

by BigRog April 23, 2006

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

lalinea

A word used to describe a husband/boyfriend stealer/maneater. Someone that craves attention from men in any wich way, possibly becoming obsessive resulting in stalker like behavior.

Watch that girl around your men she's a lalinea

by 123itsmeee August 15, 2010

laminated book of dreams

the Argos catalogue, according to Bill Bailey

Where did you get that new coffee table from?

Ohh just picked it from the laminated book of dreams.

by wasted_fairy August 14, 2012

laince

Laince is a kind hearted person that sometimes gets mad really good looking. often takes stuff serious but is really funny great person to hag out with but some times complains to much likes to play basketball and and football . Amd in conclusion a great person to hang out with

"Man your take stuff so serious your act like a total laince".

by La6 GANG🔥🔥🔥 November 10, 2017

laingaz

Laingaz or Laing is a word used to describe a person who has acne.

"Oi, Mark you have mental laingaz!" - Lachlan
"Shutup your the king of laing" - Mark

by Chief_Antilaing September 26, 2021

Jacob Michael Laino

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”

You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022