lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

Lettuce

The green stuff you throw at a Jessica.

Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.

by LettuceGal June 18, 2014

Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz

"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"

by Leeds Geography May 24, 2008

Big lettuce tomato

It is a reference to a video on live leak... good luck finding it.

“Have you ever had the big lettuce tomato, it’s a big thing.”

by Big boi27 November 10, 2018

lettuce juice

a vagina after sex or other sexual activities when it gets all wet!

i did her that hard i gave her lettuce juice man

by captain fooltingzz March 6, 2009

Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"

Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested

by laxbro4lyfe August 6, 2011

McRoffle -lettuce

McRoffle minus the lettuce ffs

Mcroffle, hold the lettuce

by |0| July 25, 2003