matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

You are such a Matteo laurito

by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018

the laurie

to tie your hands to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on high blast so you spin fast

hey bro no homo but can we do the laurie? my girlfriend doesnt want to help

by Steven Hawking School of Dance February 4, 2020

dirty laurie

A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator

You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one

by Naruto is my dad September 13, 2021

Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.

Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.

by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021

Mattias Lauritsen

the ultimate definition of a man. Mattias rests so much in his sexuality, that he can have sexual intercorse with a man and still be "straight".

you have to be Mattias Lauritsen

by eNgolaKonta September 19, 2022

Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.

Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night

by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023

Dirty Lauri

A lady who is unlike any one else, so sexy and beautiful

Sexually amazing, her heart is like pure gold.

Looking for a woman who can make you happier than ever, look no further than Dirty Lauri!

My wife is amazing at everything, dirty Lauri

by Rjvarez June 16, 2023