A pedophile, somebody who loves child like anime girls. Saying their 100 years old even though they look like kids.
“Ew go kys disgusting lolicon”
by Bunnyhatesdsmpandlolicons August 13, 2022
A lolicon is someone who is into a fictional petite young girl which is called a loli. The male version of lolicon is shotacon
by ILoveCats69420 April 19, 2023
A super-impressive dapple-coated horse.
Da "cookies 'n' cream" horse-breed has long been used for racing, and so there are plenty of "lollappaloosa" entries in da equine hall of fame!
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the lollappaloosa mug.the most annoying and faggy people out there, usually try to defend jacking off to anime of little girls getting fucked but fail miserably, their excuses are "its just a drawing" or "there are real problems in the world" like those stupid gayass pedofags say, despite their defense, its a drawing of a child
person 1 : hey dude whatcha watching
person 2 : loli hentai
person 1 : pfft, what a faggot lolicon
person 2 : hey its just pixels on a screen, *cries about it like a nigger*
person 2 : loli hentai
person 1 : pfft, what a faggot lolicon
person 2 : hey its just pixels on a screen, *cries about it like a nigger*
by ilovehugeass56lawl August 3, 2023
by LunarBerries June 21, 2023
Get the lolcat mug.Lolicons are people who are attracted to Fictional Children, or as they like to call them, "Lolis", Lolis usually look like they're 4-10, but actually, they are a 1000 year old elemental bender who is half dragon half devil half angel half gay half lesbian half clown half human or something like that.
Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.
Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.
Person 1: "Dude, I love Loli so much, I think I'm a Lolicon!"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"
by Lictionary July 23, 2024
What you type into Google incognito mode when you want to see actual loli hentai results and not just definitions and/or arguments about it.
Girl 1: Man, I can't get Google to show me any actual lolicon! It's always some stupid Wikipedia article telling me what it means or a Reddit post bitching about its existence!
Girl 2: You gotta type in "lolcon" so the filters don't catch it! That's the only way to get past the bullshit and straight to the point with Google.
Girl 2: You gotta type in "lolcon" so the filters don't catch it! That's the only way to get past the bullshit and straight to the point with Google.
by DFChest August 30, 2024
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