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Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.
My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.
by Koch$ July 20, 2019
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clifton lobster

A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.
What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?

“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”
by delcodelco July 24, 2019
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lint lobster

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"
by Zobbidobbi December 28, 2017
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Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
by bad_artists April 9, 2020
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mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)
Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?
by moonbay21 July 25, 2020
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lobster boo

A female or male that seeks a companion based only on monitory status. An individual who seeks someone that wants to spend a lot of money on them, hence, a Lobster boo. Lobster is used in the naming because it always entitles eating expensive meals . And the one spending the money knows it.
HEY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR LOBSTER BOO OUT TO DINNER?
by SuzyQtee September 6, 2020
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lobster boo

A female or male that seeks a companion based only on monitory status. An individual who seeks someone that wants to spend a lot of money on them, hence, a Lobster boo. Lobster is used in the naming because it always entitles eating expensive meals . And the one spending the money knows it.
HEY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR LOBSTER BOO OUT TO DINNER?
by SuzyQtee September 6, 2020
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