Lancing

Being or acting like a total brat.

Stop lancing and go do something about your life for once.

by Pissypooper April 27, 2024

Lancing

Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.

“Where you from?”
“Lancing”
“Where?”
“Brighton”

by lynnpone August 29, 2022

Lance

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by Jacylance June 22, 2022

Lance Stroll'd

When Lance Stroll be's his classic blind self and hits you.

Daniel Ricciardo Got Lance Stroll'd at the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix

by Ace_Hamilton July 5, 2024

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018

lance hedrick

When you spend so much money on a hobby that you decide to buy your way to becoming a YouTube authority on the topic.

After spending $74,000 he sure Lance Hedricked furry themed model railroading.

by garbageandtrash March 12, 2024

Lance

A Lance is a man with a plan and nothing could get in the way of his plan. He is very persuasive and smart but he is also kind and caring . Lance is the best lover with the most handsome body. He could get any girl he wants but only chooses the best. He is a hard worker and very strict on himself to look his utter best. You hit the bullseye when Lance is you boyfriend as he is very entertaining and also a very good kisser. He will always leave you satisfied

You kiss like a Lance
Make a Lance plan
Look at that professional, he must be a Lance

by Azrielli November 21, 2021