When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

mad lad

someone who thinks they are the shit,and they think they impress everyone with their lame ass behaviour.Although they are the only ones to think this as everyone else see's the truth that they are actually really lame

He thinks he is a real mad lad,bcoz he hangs out with his crew.

by bfmb79 April 23, 2006

mad lad

Used ironically for a person who thinks he did something daring/cool/rebellious but didn't.

OMG you stayed up until 9 PM? Absolute mad lad!

by Psstime June 11, 2018

Shreyas Lad

That one kid in your class who's rly loud and everyone thinks they are smart but are really failing all their classes.

Holy shit ur such a Shreyas Lad

by 404meemr May 30, 2018

mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

Mrs Lad

When you stab someone with a semi colon whilst they are being hit by an English book then afterwards rape them with an inflatable baseball bat.

That bitch ass white boy didn't do his homework, better give him a Mrs Lad!!

by Dave Peggit June 23, 2014

Lard Lad

One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.

Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016