learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012

Leaf Lover 

Derogatory term used by Dwarves to refer to Elves.

Stop shooting me you pointy eared leaf lover!

Leaf Lover by Qrani March 16, 2021

Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon

"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"

Josstice League by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Leandering 

When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.

Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.

Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.

Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone

Leandering by Trunks July 29, 2016

Rocket League

Indoor soccer with Super Acrobatic Rocket Powered Battle Cars. Also, a game where compliments are actually insults, and people quit when you don't forfeit when you still have a chance at winning.

*Tusk153 solo queues on Rocket League Duos to get Chipper72423 on his team and faced a team with Bandit614*

*Tusk153 misses a save to make score 2-2*
Bandit614: What a save!
Bandit614: What a save!
Bandit614: What a save!
Bandit614: What a save!
Chat disabled for 4 seconds
Tusk153: Wow!
Tusk153: Thanks!
Bandit614: ff
*Chipper72423 votes to forfeit*
Tusk153: Noooo!
*Forfeit timer expires*
Chipper72423 has left the game.
Tusk153: Wow!
Bandit614: gg ez

Rocket League by pseudonym46828 December 3, 2018

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

lead butt 

Slow, lazy sack of shit.

1. That dude is a big fat lead butt.

2. Your kid needs to get the lead out of his butt and move faster.

lead butt by JohnstonGuy June 30, 2005