Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

Bokuto Koutarō

Bokuto Koutarø is a fictional character from Haikyuu!!.
He's the team captain and best ace of the Fukorodani academy,and somehow 4/5 of the fandom ships him with AGASHIIIII.

Weeb's friend:Omg,who's that sexy owl?
Weeb :Oh that's Bokuto Koutarō,he has a really attractive back right?

by SecretBK707Jäger April 18, 2020

Sour Kraut

Sauerkraut
Sauerkraut is finely cut raw cabbage that has been fermented by various lactic acid bacteria. It has a long shelf life and a distinctive sour flavor, ..

Dave. I see that German bint Daniela Nadj is off on a rant again.

Ant. Yeah she’s such a sour kraut, think she needs to buy some batteries for her sex toy.

by Gradders71 January 24, 2023

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012

The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023