KiWi

When you go for a key and a wee! Commonly used in clubs, pubs, and portaloos

Hey mate let’s go for a KiWi

by Mindia July 12, 2019

kiwi maximoff

beautiful girl with hazel brown eyes and brown shoulder length hair

bro did you see the new girl she’s a total kiwi maximoff

by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021

Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.

I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Kiwi

1)Someone that has no idea where they stand in life.

2)Someone that is somewhere on the high end of the spectrum

That kid looks like a kiwi by the way they’re acting

by Josgo40269 December 16, 2019