Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

kiwi maximoff

beautiful girl with hazel brown eyes and brown shoulder length hair

bro did you see the new girl she’s a total kiwi maximoff

by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

KiWi

When you go for a key and a wee! Commonly used in clubs, pubs, and portaloos

Hey mate let’s go for a KiWi

by Mindia July 12, 2019

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021

Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022