Kansas Kiwi Share definition Flag It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum "So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?" "No. No, it's wet." Kansas Kiwi by Paintbait August 8, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Kansas Kiwi mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch