A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023

chea (kiwi's air)

chea is kiwi's air. she is also really nice when you get to know her. she is super hot and is always there to cheer you up. she can be annoyingly fun, too!!

omg is that chea (kiwi's air)

YEAH HI CHEA (KIWI'S AIR) YOURE SO NICE

by whos pluto? March 30, 2021

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

kiwi eater

code word for bisexual man no straight man will eat fruits

you eat kiwi !!?? if u bisexual just say that!!
oh yeah he a kiwi eater for sure

by thealphavegan March 2, 2021

Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 24, 2022