kentucky poet

Bourbon whiskey. Although bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, it is most associated with the county in Kentucky where it gets its name. This phrase is a reference to the tendency of bourbon to speak more openly and feel more freely, much the way poetry makes one feel.

Me and Big Dave we’re sitting around sipping on some Kentucky Poet.

by Jedaniels94 July 19, 2019

Kentucky favor

Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.

Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors

by NeverLookBothWays October 15, 2019

Kentucky Poorboy

When you use someone elses’s hand for masturbatory purposes. They just sit there unmoving & limp while you grasp your hand around theirs and use it to beat your meat abrasively.

Brandon let Anthony use his hand for a Kentucky Poorboy, so he could feel what a full size hand feels like in the bathroom stall..

by xoxoeleo November 9, 2019

Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

Kentucky Bumpfire

1) The practice of doing bumpfire or bumpfiring a semi-automatic rifle by needlessly, inefficiently and probably unsafely having a buddy stand behind you and pull the stock of your slinged rifle. 2) Any needless, inefficient and unsafe variation on standard shooting protocol usually thought up by two (almost always male) friends when they have more ammo than targets or good sense. See, Kentucky Windage.

Hey, why is that guy using himself as a bipod for his buddy's AR?
Hmm...That right there, son, is some serious Kentucky Bumpfire.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 20, 2020

Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"

Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.

by analbabes May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When she hits her period during sex and you plug Satan's waterfall with your thumb, a la Kentucky Ballistics' Scott

"Man, she got her period while we were fucking"
Scott: "Did you give her the Kentucky Plug?"
"What?!"
Scott: "Stick a thumb in it"

by SolidBoi May 20, 2021