When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.
Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.
jbtv: why?
Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
jbtv: why?
Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
by Write Flicks July 13, 2010
Get the Kelly Blastmug. 1) A greatly EPIC person
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet
by Manda_Bunny February 12, 2009
Get the Kelly Clarkmug. 1. A man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
"Everybody wants to be like Mike... Kelly"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011
Get the Michael Kellymug. 1.) A R&B singer who's personal life is pretty effed-up and is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to younger women/girls.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.
2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.
3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.
2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.
3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.
"Why da hell did R. Kelly get acquitted, when this saga's been going on 2002?
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."
by princessangelcadet June 19, 2008
Get the R. Kellymug. by B-Gurl Stallagtyt3 December 25, 2007
Get the R Kellymug. An amazing, tall, wonderful girl. She is really pretty, funny and cool. Any guy or girl who's is lucky enough to have Kelly Descamps as a friend should be happy. Any guy who has her a girlfriend is the luckiest guy alive. She is a one of a kind.
Guy 1: Hey dude. Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
by urban_dictionary@123 October 21, 2011
Get the Kelly Descampsmug. A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.
Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.
by Chedwardo June 4, 2018
Get the Fat Kellymug.