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Krautheim

Person 1: My last name is Krautheim.
Person 2: Whoa! That's German!
Person 1: Yeah, it means cabbage house.
by LeanneGraze August 28, 2010
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Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"
by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020
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Kraut

German version of rice. Usually older BMW's.
That beemer is kraut.
by MrMatH May 13, 2005
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krafthefer

Crazy ass people who have anger issues. And are extremely bi polar. They normally like to growl.
The last name krafthefer belongs to alot of people.
by username:) January 21, 2015
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Kratom Flu

Opioid withdrawal that is brought on by abuse of the plant Mitragyna Speciosa (otherwise known as kratom).

Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”

Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Friend: Why are you yawning bro?

Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.

Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
by danasp_42 December 6, 2021
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Eat the Kraut

A Germanic take on the colloquial idiom “eat the crow” — to humiliate oneself by admitting their precious stance was incorrect and that the opposite or new information is, in fact, the truth.
The information you haven’t presented is undeniable; I need to eat the kraut now!
by Albehhh March 16, 2022
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Eat the Kraut

We often eat the kraut when we attempt to disprove our friends by searching terms on Urban Dictionary, only to find that they were right anyway.
by ancientcheese March 17, 2022
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