Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025

Keith

Fat idiot who gets no play no rizz no game no friends no life and gay

Someone “hey is that Keith?”
Someone 2 “who the fuck is that”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Keith Lee Effect

When a restaurant becomes extremely successful after Keith Lee himself tries the food and rates it 1-10 on TikTok.

Man, waiting in line at BJ’s restaurant is wild. It’s got that Keith Lee effect.

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Keith

Keith is literally the main character of this anime we call life, you rarely see him around because he's off saving the world. Side characters don't understand.

Narrator: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only Keith, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."

by BoysNight November 22, 2021

Bob Keith

Someone who does not complete their alcoholic beverage, leaving enough to complete a remaining swig.

oi who's the Bob Keith here then

(after a party), "there's far too many Bob Keith's by the way"

by Zerdnation December 26, 2023

King Keith

A man that fucks peoples moms and sisters. (Salmans Anne, Ms RayRay, Kim Pham, Stephanie La)

Damn that dude just piped a milf, hes a King Keith

by sythedemon April 30, 2021

Keith

Professional titty skelper

Oh my god, I hooked up with a Keith last night

by Skelper69 November 22, 2021