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Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.
Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.
by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019
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Story Jumper

Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet

if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.

IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain
by mendu May 22, 2023
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jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not
by Chazbat May 30, 2007
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Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.
I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 5, 2018
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Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.
Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977
by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023
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broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work
by 03logan01 September 14, 2016
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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
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