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wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.

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#1
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum

#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true

#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod
by LaLechuga November 14, 2019
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Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.
Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.
by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019
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State jumper

Derogatory, people or person who come from a different state that takes employment opportunities from local citizens and expects to be treated like royalty. Used commonly by Independent Americans
Those Damn state jumpers are ruining our state!!
by OldDogg June 5, 2019
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Jumper

Jumper: a person inclined to make impulsive (though not necessarily bad) decisions. A person who decides quickly, then, without hesitation, is all in. Related to the concept of jumping from a ledge (which is a self-destructive version), a jumper is decisive, intuitive, and unwilling to live less than full on.
She's a jumper, you know. When she fell in love with him, she fell hard, no turning back.
by Sister Nich August 31, 2019
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Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
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claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)
"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."
by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017
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