University of Johannesburg

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.

Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

Johan

Johan is the type of guy that thinks he cute but he isn’t and no girl likes him and for some reason smells like cheese and no one wants to be around him and is associated with otf (only the feds)

Bro I don’t think johan took a shower he stinks

by Coolestguy42069 April 8, 2019

johanis

a group of prophets that start revolutions in any city they reach, also known as Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Teribitha, Macrotites, and Prichardson.

The Johanis' tears cure aids.

by JIMY!@#$# February 7, 2008

Johanna

“Perfect” basic white smart blond aryan piece of shit who wants to kill the fucking curve for a grade and drown you in German nationalism (but we know what you guys did) and she’ll once have a thouhgt about her friends dick being a weird shape like the lunatic she is

Who’s that short annoying blonde
Uhhh idk but she’s a reeaaal Johanna

by atr2718 May 5, 2018

Jocha

A hot beverage served in Queensland (Australia) which combines the caffiene hit from Coffee with the chocolately goodness of Milo.

Named a Jocha as its creator (Jamie) considered it a form of 'Mocha' and therefore dubbed it 'A Jocha: Mocha by Jamie'.

This drink has fast become one of the most popular hot beverages in Queensland and is quickly spreading to the rest of Australia.

Person 1: Hey mate, can I get you a mocha while i am down at the coffee machine.

Person 2: Get stuffed, I'll have a Jocha instead thanks chump

by pedalofogus August 3, 2011

case of Johanna

Becoming depressed all of a sudden for absolutely no reason.

'Why is Bob so down today?'
'idk, must have a case of Johanna'

by Sewing Machines Australia September 12, 2018

Johanna

A girl who takes the heart out of men /boys and rips there souls of love and moves to the next guy and the next everyone treats her like princess but inside she's a ugly wicked witch

1:man u ok
2:man my girl was a Johanna

1: yea every one treats her like a Johanna too

by Serenajimenezurcool July 10, 2016