joneyshka

An amazing person she is the best person u could ever have in life and without her life would be boring...btw she’s my Bsf

Is that joneyshka
Yep she’s the baddest bitch

by LovelyBitch2020 March 8, 2020

jokeyitis

An imagined ailment, used as an excuse.. similar to malingering.

He says he’s not come to work because he’s ill, I reckon he has jokeyitis..

by misspopo June 18, 2021

chopper jockey

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005

wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.

I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.

by earwaxntoast June 27, 2008

Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.

"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".

by deduck July 20, 2010