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Otis the Janitor

The janitor in Capcom's Dead Rising. He always calls Frank at the worst possible times, mostly telling you things you don't need to know:

"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.

He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
Otis the Janitor: "Frank - That girl woke up. Brad's ready to interrogate her. You'd better get back to the Security Room, quick!"
by mad fooly May 20, 2009
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janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
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Jonathan

The Literal definition of a MC, This man can do anything and hilariously get away from it. Jonathan have the uncanny ability to avoid any danger. Be friends with this man, you will die if you don't.
Girl A: Hey how did you lost him!
Girl B: Sorry, but he's a Jonathan
by PlsBuffLayla May 31, 2019
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jazz joint

A bunch of weed rolled up in a paper that is smoked and makes you happy. A very strong joint
lets go smoke a jazz joint and get real fucked up
by Loc'd out April 7, 2007
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ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later
Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener
by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009
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class up the joint

To add a touch of refinement or elegance to an otherwise seedy or unsavory location, grouping, or endeavor.
The crystal doorknobs in the dive bar really 'class up the joint'.
by Mordaukar December 19, 2013
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A Janitor's Daughter

The act of fucking a girl on all fours in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.
the stupid slut was being disrespectful, so i took her in the bathroom and gave her a janitor's daughter.
by NutzOnYaChin June 3, 2010
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