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John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.
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Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John
by petergrifin June 8, 2020
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literally could be anyone
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
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Never has friends his own age.
That John always hangs out with those old kids
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A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man
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get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro
“john you look like bugs bunny 😳😳😳”
by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 28, 2019
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The Alternative Right movement doesn't advocate violence, and it opposes destabilising the Middle-East. It supports healthy and friendly relations with Russia. The Alt-Right's central belief is that all countries on the planet reserve the right to preserve their own heritage and traditions.

The Alt-Right movement is a byproduct and direct result of millions of non-white immigrants invading western civilisation. Illegal aliens, Mexican cartels, Islamic jihads, and undocumented refugees dispossess whites from their homes. Nowhere else on planet Earth is "diversity" enforced by institutions and apologetic politicians to dissolve the native population .

The Alt-Right is keenly aware of the statistical data proving that non-whites commit disproportionate amounts of rape, theft, and murder against the native white population. The Alt-Right seeks to forestall the diluting effect of being overrun and out-bred within one's own country. The Alt-Right will continue to expand as white men and women increasingly wake up and realise what's really happening. Our party realises it's not white people's responsibility to adopt every single minority on the planet that didn't undergo the Renaissance or the Industrial revolution. White ancestors worked to cultivate the prosperity that became western civilisation, and the Alt-Right seeks to remind us of these historic facts.
Luke: Wait, back up a minute....weren't you a Democrat a year ago?

John: A lot can happen in a year. I discarded my indoctrinated and brainwashed progressive sentiments because I started questioning everything I thought I knew. I concluded that unless white people support the Alt-Right movement our history, our heritage, and our traditions are doomed.
by Maglor Noldor November 26, 2016
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