1 definition by Ubermoosh

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.
Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.
by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018
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