Cloud Jockey

A cloud jockey is an awful airline pilot. Usually an inexperienced pilot or a pilot who is terribly bored with their commercial air career and misses flying single prop airplanes and controls the plane like a cowboy in an attempt to enjoy the feeling of flying. Either reason makes the whole flying experience suck for the passengers.

That cloud jockey was jerking the plane so much that the flight felt like a roller coaster, can we drive next time?!

by TYAMAHAS July 30, 2019

fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009

toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.

Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.

by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007

Cream Jockey

A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.

Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?

~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.

by niggerjoeIII September 14, 2014

line jockey

n: generally, the guy (husband, boyfriend, younger brother, etc) who gets dragged to the mall the days after Thanksgiving and Christmas. Their sole purpose is to hold their wife, girlfriend, sister, etc's place in line while they shop. They can be sighted as looking extremely sad, bored, and tired. If not in line, they are forced to hold the bags. In some cases, they have to stand in line while waiting for the other people, but the people don't show up before they get to the front of the line, and the line jockey has to go to the end of the line and wait again.

For as long as he could remember, Little Johnny had been a line jockey for his Mom and sister.

The unhappiest person in a department store is a line jockey.

by bshpdnfrnklwfrdjr January 1, 2007

slot jockey

Someone who constantly plays fruit machines in pubs, bars, chip shops or amusement arcades.

"It's Mike's round where is he??"
"He's over there feeding the gambler the slot jockey!"

by SammySeven November 8, 2006