jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

jing paradox

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.

A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.

by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014

jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 December 6, 2015

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

jingledank

The are of tying bells around the shaft of a penis and masturbating furiously while smoking weed

"Did you hear that brad likes to jingledank?"

by Edgyspacehipster January 27, 2017

jingersmath

A jingersmath is when you tickle a buthole, however, it is a pleasure

Hey can I give u a jingersmath

by Gah she November 5, 2017

jingle pipe

is when u get it on during the holidays😉🎄

aye! imma bout to jingle pipe that girl over there

by blondebitchd November 8, 2017