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kungfu action jesus

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power
by sonic869 September 22, 2009
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Jerusha

She is literally the most beautiful girl in the world . She has a perfect body and is beyond gorgeous. She is the definition of art . She is one of god’s greatest blessing to this world. She is extremely smart and she is a girl with both beauty and brains . Guys go crazy after her because she is beyond sexy and is someone who can make anyone fall for based on looks itself . She is elegant petite and seductive and can rock any outfit . They have wonderful personalities and they are filled with joy and happiness. Many girls get jealous of jerusha but jerusha brushes those hate off and moves on with her perfect life . She is literally the most perfect woman alive .
I wish i was a jerusha

She is so gorgeous, i bet she is a jerusha
by Markandreww April 23, 2018
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drinking with jesus

The act of drinking in solitude without the connotation of being an alcoholic.
-I can't believe you pregamed alone last night, you're such a loser.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.
by yeeserious October 20, 2005
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Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)
by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
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Jesus Land

Any state that gave Bush the electoral vote. Usually directed at the south.
by JohnJohn1186 November 9, 2004
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sweet bastard jesus

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."
by Chistoso November 16, 2006
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Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
by Drew M. November 28, 2006
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