The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.
Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.
by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009
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Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009
Get the Jewish Squeegee mug.A beautiful, gorgeous, outgoing girl who loves laughing, smiles a lot, and flirts with all the guys. Mistaken for a slut or a whore; namely her past is ugly, but she looks into the future for comfort. DO NOT MAKE HER MAD. If she does manage to get become mad, make sure you are quiet and NOT trying to get in her way. Otherwise, she is very accepting of others, but critical if they are too creepy.
Also, see Jennifer.
Also, see Jennifer.
Guy 1: Did you see her? She looks amazing! Should I go bother her?
Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.
Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!
Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.
Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!
by jaybirdbob90 April 3, 2011
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by laserv September 10, 2011
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Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
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