Jason

He is sweet and kind but he doesn’t know I exist. Besides that, he is the best guy I have ever met.

Jason, I wish I could talk to you.

by Rad Sis June 30, 2018

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great May 18, 2014

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet

Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017

Jason

Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.

Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.

Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆

by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018

Jason

He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!

Jason is #veryannoying

by Jit Jat December 31, 2018