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Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
Jared by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021
Jared by nngls November 23, 2021
Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck
Jared by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed
Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck
Jared by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021
A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl
Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird
Jared by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021
A guy who pees on something to make art.
“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”
Jared by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021