The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
by Fattie999 April 14, 2020
Get the Janmug. A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.
However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)
Natasha has just been Janed
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)
Natasha has just been Janed
by Kersheh November 23, 2021
Get the Janmug. Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
by FutureBadGodparent November 22, 2021
Get the Jan-Peermug. I wiss i was a Jan-Willem
by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017
Get the Jan-Willemmug. by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019
Get the Janmug. super smart super talented woman who loves ass and geography. shes a really good friend and is the perfect person to have fun with unless shes drunk on peach tea
friend 1: how was your day?
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today
friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today
friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao
by phoelix November 20, 2021
Get the janmug. by andreasjones December 29, 2019
Get the Jan-Martensmug.