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hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024
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cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.
Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.
by jess312 July 20, 2021
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Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.

MineCraft Mod
#1
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum

#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true

#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod
by LaLechuga November 14, 2019
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Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.
Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.
by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019
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jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not
by Chazbat May 30, 2007
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Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.
Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977
by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023
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broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work
by 03logan01 September 14, 2016
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