John

A very smart, nice and attractive person that all people have a crush on. He is basically a GOD. :)

Girl 1: I was worshiping John last night, and i got to meet him.

Girl 2: Omg i am sooooo jelly.

by n0tURb!z2 September 14, 2016

John

Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎

Stop being such a John

by Sapsucker January 22, 2019

john

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.

"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"

by ricegumhater November 4, 2016

John

Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)

Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.

by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018

John

An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.

Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!

by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017

John

A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates

You know John is a fucking bitch

by DragonbornM March 5, 2020

john

a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.

john says i don't wanna fight you

by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019