jason becker

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.

"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."

by Jason Becker Lover July 7, 2006

Jason Wyer

A boy which looks like Harry Potter.

"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."

by Beeth:D November 30, 2011

jason vorhees

a lonely man that gets bullied cause his face and got mad just like school shooters and sarted to kill

jason vorhees is very lonely

by lonelynicholas May 7, 2019

Jason Peng

Not only is anyone named Jason Peng a whimsical ferret's foot, but they are also faggots.

Jason Peng is a fucking retarded whimsical ferret's foot, and only the foot. Jason's a fucking faggot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 11, 2020

Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.

I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.

by pbody2001 October 7, 2020

jagon

The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.

Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!

by Zack-Cock Master! January 7, 2006

jason mask

A hockey mask, which is used by Jason Voorhees, a fictional character from the Friday the 13th series of slasher films. The hockey mask is one of the most recognizable images in popular culture, and is presumed to be worn by a lunatic killer.

Dude! stop playing with that jason mask, it's f***n frightening!

by OTTr December 31, 2007