Jason 

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name

Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*

Jason by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019

Jason 

Slang term used for a joint or pre-roll of marijuana.

"Hey you think we can go meet Jason after class at 4:20"

"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"

"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"

Jason by themanthemyththejason March 11, 2020

Jason 

Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.

Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason

Jason by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020

Jason 

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.

girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.

Jason by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020

Jason 

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.

When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.

Jason by Austin fogg May 6, 2020

Jason 

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.

jason: hello
boyfriend: were dating

Jason by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020

Jason 

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.

Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****

Jason by Dark Creature September 22, 2020