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Ivan

Bro Ivan is sometimes sweaty
by jumbo_munchkins November 22, 2021
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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Ivan

This person likes to fuck Ben :)))
Ben and Ivan fucked again
by M_I_L_F August 30, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.
Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.
by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018
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ivan

a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.

there are only 2 types of Ivans:

first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head

(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
Simon is not your typical Ivan
by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018
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ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.
OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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