"A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."
Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006
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Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
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by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the sperm injection mug.When during fellatio, a guy who is about to climax grabs the back of the girl's head and slams her down onto his crotch, creating a "deepthroat" position while yelling, "BAM!"
My girlfriend was sucking me off so hard last night, that I decided to give her an Emerill Injection.
by GravyBag February 21, 2011
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Ex: My grandfather once told me how he gave my grandmother and my mother a tasty injection right when he got home from the war. Gotta love you gramps!
by Mr. Tasty August 23, 2009
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He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
"Only by the powers of inaction can the evils of action be undone," Inaction Man warned his assailant.
by Ministry Fox January 14, 2012
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I couldn't get that job at the McDonald's because academic inflation caused them to only accept PhD's in burgerflipping.
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